Disney’s Woke Lightyear Bombed All Over The World

The child groomers of Walt Disney Company decided that the Toy Story franchise was gay. It not only laid an egg in America but also bombed around the globe.

Wow, that was quite the shock.

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Experts who monitor the box office predicted that Lightyear would gross between $70 and $85 million domestically, with an additional $50 to $60 million overseas for a global opening of 135 million. The gayed-up Toy Story origin story crashed-landed with a $51million domestic opening and only $34 million offshore for a deplorable $ 85.6million worldwide haul.

In other words Lightyear’s global haul was equal to what was supposed be its domestic haul.